2.) Fiona in real life
For those of you who don’t know this reference, which I know I didn’t remember, Fiona is from Shrek.
Now do you see why this is so good? 🙂
3.) This Is a Rare Cross Breed of Human and Fungus
He’s obviously growing this crazy neck beard for a reason, but what could it possibly be? To make up for the lack of hair on his head? If so, it’s working, because I barely noticed he was bald.